My girlfriend has asked me to sell this top on her behalf as she’s just popped out to our local Sainsburys, for an emergency queue, as we’re almost out of wine... Now I’m no Gordon Gucci but I’ve got a bit of time before I attend my 73rd, video conferenced, family quiz of the last 10 days.....so wish me luck.
Imagine the shock Davidoff, the head of garment design at “Atomsphere” had, when it dawned on him that not a single item of clothing from last season’s collection, resembled a jelly fish. A colourful caterpillar? Sure! A playful Zebra? Definitely! But alas, almost nothing that looked like a floating gelatinous sea demon... Exactly why this was such a bone of contention for old Davidoff will perhaps always be a mystery but a contentious bone it was, none the less!
Not wanting to fall foul to the same mistakes of his previous work, Davey has gone full “Mindless See-through Stinger” on this particular top! Got a dinner date planned for late late Summer ( Alright, let’s face facts, call it Autumn....late Autumn )? You’ll probably want to resemble a fun little Jellyfish, right? Of course you won’t. Not unless you’ve been taking hallucinogens...lots and lots of really strong hallucinogens....or you’re just a bit weird.
It’s a size 10, so will obviously wash a shore and get prodded by kids with sticks.
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